Monday, April 26, 2010

Tits and such

I have suddenly realized that I am really, REALLY tired of those hard, molded foam, violently-thrusting-forward bras. I look back longingly on the days of soft, stretchy bras that didn't stand up all by themselves. You could tell there were some actual breasts in there somewhere.

From this day forward, I'm going to just Say No to Foam.

10 comments:

Brenda said...

i got rid of the underwires recently and am much happier.
apparently guys like it when your tits jiggle a bit. (according to bigjoe)

Gail said...

I miss the 60's when bras were optional and my girls were perkier.

emma said...

My bra's the first thing to come off when I get home from work

Brenda said...

hell.. release the hounds in the car on the way home!!!!

Jilly said...

spidey, you made me snort my ice tea out my nose!

every month or so i have to go get new bras becasue of the weight loss, and it's always such a TO DO to get fitted and find something i like that's actually meant for someone who wants to do more than eat carrots and play with their iphone on reality TV.

And you know what? We can send people to space to live for over a month at a time, why can't we get bras for people with two different cup sizes? Apparently, you don't lose 65lbs evenly throughout your entire body and one of the gals is smaller than the other by a cup size now. I asked the sales girl for help and she told me to buy tissues! TISSUES! for the love of betty white, who do we need to hunt down and string up by their toes to get a decent bra around here?

emma said...

"for the love of betty white,"

she's hosting SNL Saturday Night!
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LOL at Spidey

UrbanStarGazer said...

I have to say that since I've been properly fitted for a bra, my bra life has changed. I was always uncomfortable, tugging, pulling, etc., but now . . . I never even notice it.

Catz said...

never could stand underwire, nor all the foam.I usually spend my week end without.

lol @ spidey.

missed SNL again! I just keep forgetting.

Orbie/\;;/\ said...

My girls were never perky and I have always hated bras. I am getting much bolder again in my bralessness, but have yet to go to work bra-less

vq said...

I actually like bras. I don't find them uncomfortable and I like to have the jiggle factor under control.

I just don't want to wear one any more that has the general texture of an up-ended styrofoam cup! :D