The only thing

that could possibly have added even MORE dignity to the momentous historic meeting between Donald Trump and Sarah Palin would perhaps have been a round of celebrity boxing...

Republican "Family Values"

strike again! I am sorry for Maria, but still laughing.

In honor of Mother's Day

Mothers and daughters:

A milestone for Ian

He bought a suit today. I'm pretty sure it's the first suit he's ever owned, and he's 27. It's not quite the first day of school or anything, but still a big day. :D

So I'm a little sad and disappointed

to learn that Nicholas Cage is just another garden variety man with rage issues. I sorta thought he was cooler than that.

April

Boy am I glad it's here. I hate March almost as much as I hate February. It sounds like it ought to be spring, you expect it to be spring, but it always lets you down.

I'm not kidding...

Although I should be. I woke up all sweaty and exhausted because I had wildly erotic dreams about Seth Rogen all night. Seth Rogen? Seth Rogen? Who has erotic dreams about Seth Rogen? I think I'm losing my mind....